My perfect Guacamole.

Hey y'all? Hope your June is coming along well? Mine seems to be a trial month. Trying new things and all like this Foodie section on the blog. Uber excited. Hope you're also taking such awesome leaps in your lives.
Do you love avocado as much as I do? If you know me well you know how much I love anything avocado affiliated. From Githeri with avocado to ugali, sukuma with avocado to any other type of food with avocado, well I'll be damned if I have avocado with dessert, yes I have a problem. God is awesome for blessing us with such an amazing fruit, *insert heavenly music*. Avocado errrday.
These avocado ramblings remind me of high school where avocado was like a form of currency (barter trade at its highest), I'm not even joking if you had a bag of avocados you were like the Bill Gates of school. Avocado talks, like money talks hahaha no? And if you're wondering where we used to get these avocados, we had a couple avocado trees in school (I think avocado trees were a necessity in most schools, most of my friends had such trees). But they didn't bare that much fruit sooo it was survival of the fittest. Leaving class early to go throw stones at trees *sigh*. Good old days.
 So today I'm going to share with you one of my favorite avocado dishes, guacamole *slurp*. I looove guac. I bet you do too. Its stress free and easy to make, 10 minutes tops. You can accompany it with anything tortillas, chapati (my fave), fries, you can even make a guac and cheese sandwich (I'm I the only salivating now??)
All you need is an avocado or two depending on the size (ensure its not over ripe or green/unripe),one red onion, one clove of garlic, a tomato, coriander/ cilantro/ dhania, dhana jeeru or cumin (whichever spice you prefer), pilipili, I prefer using the powder, salt and pepper. And a lemon which is optional but highly recommended.
Peel, pit and mash the avocado(s) in a bowl using a fork. Chop the veggies into small pieces add them to the mashed avocado and mix them all up using a spoon/ spatula. Add the spices to your liking add the juice of half a lemon. Chill for a while in the fridge. Serve with whatever you like. I used chapati. Yum.


Arrange your ingredients. Not necessarily like this lol. 

Peel and pit your avocados in a clean bowl.
Mash the avocados into a puree using a fork

chop your onions, garlic and tomatoes. Also squeeze half a lemon into a bowl

Add your chopped items into the avocado puree prepared
Mix them in thoroughly and add in the spices

Lastly add the lemon juice, taste and adjust the bitterness to your liking. chill in the fridge for a while.
For the chapos, cut them into small sizes.

Place them in a sandwich maker until they are crunchy. You can also buy ready-toasted chapati in the supermarket(yes you can).
Serve everything whichever way you'd like and remember presentation is key.
Here's a more detailed recipe.
My Recipe                                                                                                                                Serves:4.
You'll need;

1 large avocado or 2 medium sized avocados
1 red onion
1 tomato
 A bunch of dhania (optional)
Pilipili (chilli)
A clove of garlic
Juice of half a lemon
Dhana Jeeru or Cumin
Salt 
Pepper
4 chapatis

Directions
  1.  Cut the chapatis into small pieces and toast them on a sandwich maker/ panini press or on a pan for 5 minutes or until they are brittle.
  2. In a big bowl, Mash the avocado using a fork until it is a smooth paste like consistency.
  3. Chop the onion, garlic, dhania and tomato into tiny cubes. Add them to the pureed avocado, mix them thoroughly.
  4. Add the spices and the juice of the lemon. Taste to see if all the flavors are balanced.
  5. Chill in the fridge for a while.
  6. Serve with the toasted chapatis.  
Hope you've enjoyed my first edition of Foodie and be sure to see more posts like this because food is bae.

Until next time,


Just Muthoni. 
 

The Red Sweater?


Heeey y'all?
Happy new month and Happy Madaraka day to my fellow Kenyans. There's nothing better than a public holiday falling mid week, its like life is finally on your side saying "just this once I'll shorten your school/work days, so be more productive" and I'm here like yaaaaaaasssss totally sleeping in and binge watching Supernatural. No? Let's build our country, yaaay. Buuuut remember to stay safe today, thank God for Kenya's Independence and pray for her(Kenya) as well. You surely know we need all the prayers we can get. God bless Kenya (fist pump the air!!)

BTW I'm I the only one who gets completely hooked/addicted to games? You breath,eat and sleep it? (well not literally). Some will refuse, esp guys, when it comes to FIFA, total defense mode occurs once you mention addiction (experienced it first hand). but yeah, have you ever? I'm actually going through such a phase right now and you wouldn't guess which game I'm talking about.Although I don't know if you could it a game, you tell me. Buuut the "game" is Crossword puzzles. Yes laugh/scoff all you want,we've already established I'm weird.
I've always been a fan but sometime last week I was in an office reception waiting and there were old newspapers sitting there, mocking me, so I took one and began filling up the crossword puzzle section, I think it awoke sth within me and I've probably filled more than 100 crossword puzzles and its been only a week (I found a website with 40K puzzles and that was the end of me). Is there a rehab for these kind of things like an Alcoholic Anonymous for Crossword puzzles addicts? Help me!!
The plus side is that now I have expanded my vocab. Yaay I guess?

Onto thee outfit; In addition to my red coat, I got this long red sleeveless sweater with black details (I should totally take my thrift dealer out for lunch for these amazing pieces)  need I say more of how much I love it? I don't think so, It speaks for itself. I wore it with a lacy top with black straight pants and red platform ankle boot heels (not so hell). Plated two messy messy cornrows and did a red sorta ombre lips (I should get me a glam team. Tsk).
Hope you enjoy this look and have yourselves a happy new month.

 


 




                                                                      OUTFIT DETAILS.
                                                              Red sweater.................. thrift
                                                              Black pants.................. WBC
                                                              Lace top........................ thrift

                                                              Red Platform heels....... Toi Market
                                                              Envelope bag................ BS
                                                              Lipstick......................... Signature NO. 109+
                                                                                                          black mac lip liner 

PS; This shoot was done later in the afternoon, so my face looks weird due to the flash.

Until Next Time,


Just Muthoni.

Feeling Blue?

Heyyyyo
How are yáll doing on this fine day? Hoping you're last week of May is taking yáll well and good. Its almost that time of the month (not what you're thinking), where you ''can'' go crazy with your bank account, the time when everyone in Nairobi decides to remove their cars, traffic balaa, when you can finally eat a five course meal at posh restaurants unlike the normal boiled maize and beans endured mid-month to end month. Yes its almost pay day. Buuuut if you're a student like me/I, this is Greek to you ( brokeness day in day out, lol I'm joking, you know I'm not haha) don't worry we shall finish soon and join the real, real world. Join the cycle? Or break it? Its all up to you. I can't make any promises.

Away from topics about being broke and real worlds, today's look is sth blue. If you read one of my previous posts Heels and Pastels you would know that I'm trying to add some color to my closet and I thought starting with this cobalt blue maxi skirt would be a good idea. Was it? To me, it felt like the right transition cos its not too shouty/bright or a clashing color and I loved the feel of the material, slightly corduroy (despite most people hating corduroy) and the slit in the front, mmh, sealed the whole deal. I paired the skirt with a fitting off shoulder black top and black with gold details (not so hell) kitten heels. Accessorized with a black homemade choker and big triangular brass spiral earrings from dhana_vito.








            
                                                         OUTFIT DETAILS;
                                            Cobalt blue maxi skirt; thrift
                                            Off-shoulder top; thrift
                                            Kitten heels; bs
                                           Brass Earrings; dhana_vito
                                           Choker;homemade
                                           Lippy; Signature no. 117/111   
 
PS This post was to be put up in March, buuut I ended up forgetting. Yeah I remembered 2 months later. DJ.

Until next time

Just Muthoni.

The Red Coat.




Hey y'all
How've y'all been? How is your May fairing on...? Mine? BAD!!! I had exams for the past two weeks and I was sick the majority of the time plus the weather has been on another level of bad etc etc. I hope yours has been better and you're all little happy bundles of joy.

BTW I'm I the only one who overreacts when they fall sick? A sure of hands????? None? So as mentioned earlier I was a bit, no I was a lot sick (pardon my English). I had the worst cold/flu/homa in the history of colds (insert hyperbole) like I literally felt like I was going to die (Praise Jesus I overcame it). Why was it the worst cold? You might wonder, So there was this one day, I think it was the first day I started getting the symptoms, I was just cooking, you know minding my own business, jamming to XFM, then ALAS!!! I start getting this sharp chest pains, like SERIOUS CHEST PAINS (hyperbole). I was like "Jesus I'm coming home, seems like our appointment will be sooner", I started thinking about how my funeral will be like, I even thought of holding a pre-funeral-ish kind of thing like The Fault In our Stars, yes I was that scared.
I know now you're like overreact much? Yes yes I tend to over exaggerate/overreact a lot but this takes the cake, with all these diseases emerging everyday, its okay to get scared, right? but I beat the cold thanks to God and western medicine *applause applause*. If you have the same tendencies as I, you're a weirdo and kudos.

So on to other business, today's look is primarily centered on the red coat (I'm sure that was captured from the title, duh!). So yes, I looove it. Its red and its long and it came with a red dress (a post for another day), like yeeesss, check please. It has been in my closet for quite some time, collecting dust and all but I finally whipped it out of the closet and came up with this outfit. I paired it up with an all black outfit and black pumps which are the cutest. held my braids up and I forgot to wear earrings, tsk, my bad.
Hope you enjoy the look and have yourselves an awesome week ahead.


 



 




                                                                      OUTFIT DETAILS:
                                                             Red Coat; thrift
                                                             Black plunging neckline top; thrift
                                                             Black pants; thrift 
                                                             Black pumps; bs
                                                             Red bag; some stall in WBC (World Business Centre)
                                                             Choker;homemade
                                                             Lippy; wet n wild no.519A in Hot Red.
                                                             
 PS The choker is just a black silk ribbon which I sowed an old button on. Talk about Improvise.

Until Next Time,


JustMuthoni.

Brownie Business.

Hey hey hey
Its been a while, ey? This is because my laziness chronicles continue to weigh  me down as they always have and I apologize on behalf of my nervous system, digestive and circulatory systems too. Hopefully your past few weeks have been good and productive unlike mine. Either way its been a good couple of weeks, courtesy of the UoN's indefinite holiday.

By the way, I'm I the only one who doesn't have a nduthi guy (motorbike guy for our international readers)?? Cos one day I was eavesdropping (eavesdropping is baaad, do not do it) my brother's phone call, don't judge me I was bored and he was like "si ucome na msee wako wa nduthi" (come here with your motorbike guy) to avoid traffic or sth. I then asked a couple of my friends if they had nduthi guys, most of them have such guys and now I'm wondering if there's a memo I missed for this. But my wonders were quickly extinguished due to my dire fear of being on a motorbike anywhere let alone in these busy streets of Nairobi, like don't people love their lives. Yes its faster than a matatu but aiiii.
My brother actually loves using them when he's commuting, sometimes I wonder if we're of the same blood (shout out to him though!!). I'll take some notes from him.
If you have a nduthi guy hook a sister up.

Today's look is all brown except the shoes and bag, duh? Brown is not a color I would wear on a daily or weekly basis, maybe after a fort night but this look just came together when I bought the coat, despite it being oversize and hard to iron (pardon the creases on the coat), still got love for it. I beat the oversize-ness by using a belt put on brown pants and the look came to life. Did my hair up and did a winged eyeliner for some sass. This look is more business-y and I would recommend it for business meetings, presentations etc.
Hope you enjoyed my nduthi rants as well as the outfit post.
Blessed week.


 
 





PS I got the envelope bag for shs. 100 yaaasss
Until next time

Just Muthoni.


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